



Haus of Lucy - 'Smart Casual'
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Lady Eleanor was so excited! She was going on a date tonight with Hunky Harry who was in her ‘wild swimming’ group and if he looked as good in clothes as he did in his speedos, she was in for a treat. Eleanor agonised about what to wear as Harry hadn’t seen her in clothes before either (would he recognise her? Lol), finally settling on her favourite Stussy sweatshirt teamed with a ball gown. So imagine her horror when she arrived at Brighton’s finest vegan restaurant to find Harry sporting bootcut jeans paired with black pointed shoes à la Simon Cowell. Eleanor had to feign a sudden illness so she could leave and unfortunately also had to part ways with her ‘wild swimming’ group so she’d never have to face Harry again. Bootcut jeans! The horror!